Things that make me question your sanity

Sometimes the amount of idiocy in this town is overwhelming. Today it came to a head.

WARNING: Extreming venting follows.

Here is a brief list of behaviors that make me question your sanity. I have witnessed all in the last week. Please stop.

• Walking barefoot in downtown Bloomington in the middle of the day while carrying a pair of shoes.
• Making a left turn while your right turn signal is still blinking.
• Standing on a street corner letting your dog bark at/lunge at passers-by.
• Taking the screen off of your sliding back door and propping it up in your front door.
• Trying to return an opened tube of toothpaste to Target.
• Wearing a "romper" that you bought in the junior's department to work at the age of 28.
• Pulling up to a drive-up window, putting your car in park, getting out of the car and walking up to the window (seriously?).
•  Putting real flowers in that stupid vase in your VW Bug (maybe not insanity, but definitely poor taste).
• Trying to put the bumper of your car (which fell off after an accident) in your trunk. Hint: THE BUMPER IS BIGGER THAN YOUR TRUNK!

That's just a snippet, but it feels good to get that off my chest.