10 things in my house that I wish I didn't need

1. A step stool: Only giants could reach our closet shelves
2. Acne spot treatment: Ugh
3. An iron: Because I hate to
4. Chocolate: Yes, I NEED it
5. Tampons: Self-explanatory
6. Cat grooming wipes: Please don't ask
7. Moving boxes: 4 apartments in 5 years
8. Doggie waste bags: Again, self-explanatory
9. About a half-ton of make up: Unfortunately, at my age, it has become a necessity
10. Carpet cleaner: Dogs puke ... and so do cats ... a lot